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Dollar Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a fucking seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
Fucking awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.Damn...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy shit on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


3 MILLION DOLLARS -




$200 -




100,011,120,000,000 DOLLARS - That's so Gangsta.




YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




OH DEAR GOD - A Weakling Is In Our Midst


TAGS: kanye west weakling dollar tot
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:56 am
an upside of living in a third world country is that it's pretty easy to cut yourself off from mainstream media.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:16 am
perfectly done
Claire - February 3, 2011, 9:48 pm
I never thought I would say this, but I'm proud of you for NOT knowing.
Hawamleh - February 3, 2011, 6:41 pm
excuse my ignorance.
justsheeri - February 3, 2011, 12:58 pm
Do you really not know that the celeb in this photo is Diddy - NOT Kanye West? You may want to change your tag. The picture IS hilarious though!
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:35 am
I mean look at his reaction thats just priceless..
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:19 pm
rolling chuckle on this 1


KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by VinceVonVicious

phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


CREATIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE - Gotta give him credit.


TAGS: homeless sign dollar money creative creativity
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

ISG - September 8, 2009, 10:20 am
He'd prefer cash, though.


AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...


TAGS: american dollar soldier arab boy war
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.


AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY - There is a reason that poor people are worse at it.


TAGS: money dollars lincoln white house capitol
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Joes2silly - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
It would have been uber fail if you tried that with a one dollar bill or a hundred dollar bill lol


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




GOING TO THE DOLLAR STORE - It really reminds me of a strip club. You spend all night tossing dollar bills at totally damaged goods...


TAGS: dollar store strip club dollars
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - January 28, 2012, 12:02 am
LMAO off, so true so true!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 12:40 pm
yet at the store, you still can bring them goods h5me :)


No Pension? -




$REWARD$ - Big Money for a Little Cat




FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


THE DOLLAR STORE - The only place where marketing an item is PURE genius!




MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS -


TAGS: dollar ideas cars
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by ronsart

boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:24 am
ah but u can still dream and that puts a smile on my face


A HANDFULL OF PENNIES - Everything gets devaluated these days, even movies.




FIVE - Five Dollar! Five Dollar Foot Long!


TAGS: five dollar foot long bush hands funny tunnel
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by NREEEOW

Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:12 pm
Oh...don't let forget...Tunnel = 1
Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:11 pm
Dr. Rank - I see that you post under the name Nreeeow and Zomghacks and this is an example of your creativity...a tunnel? Rated at 2.9??? Creative? of Ron's hundreds of posters he has none rated under 3.0. Now really STFU!


COINCIDENCE? - You decide!


TAGS: boner dollar bill one add adding letters marker coincidence your decision
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

TrivialTrack - May 28, 2009, 12:00 pm
st'ONE'd
lolwut? - December 16, 2008, 4:00 pm
lolol that is soooooo coincidental


CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.




MOTHERS'S DAY -


TAGS: how sweet and no canadian dollars please
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GreyScorpion - May 9, 2010, 11:06 am
somebody has to keep the house in order. nice twist. 5L
BoneCD - May 9, 2010, 9:59 am
Sometimes my mind moves faster than my fat fingers...I was going for Canadian Tire Money, LOL Moo+
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:19 am
too dumb to convert money.....I like that. 5L


QUADRILATERALS - not a big hit with Mrs Marsellus Wallace




TECHNOLOGY -




FINALLY - Got my face on a dollar bill




THE U.S. DOLLAR - NOT WORTH TWO


TAGS: dollar
Rating: 2.21/5

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AMERICA - Because your dollar is worth nothing..... idiots


TAGS: dollar america
Rating: 1.98/5

More motifakes by Jordi

TheTrashHeap - July 15, 2009, 2:20 am
Come on down zar.(bring funyuns)
Zargon - July 15, 2009, 1:21 am
Ahh, to live in canada. :)
urdadsgf - September 12, 2008, 6:03 am
*sigh* I live in america, I'm free, y should I give a shit about what u guys say on the net?
datnigga - July 3, 2008, 4:10 pm
motifake needs to ban these america haters. please, get a country.
Bramble - April 28, 2008, 8:42 pm
Dear America, please keep your ass out of our countries and fix your own economy. Kthnxbye. =) P.S. Pride comes before the fall. You keep fighting that war of yours. It's amusing to me.
Mac - April 15, 2008, 5:48 pm
Because we have pride in our country, the great United States of America, we're ignorant? That statement shows more ignorance than we could ever show.
Kevin - April 14, 2008, 2:38 pm
No one hates Bhutan. No one really gives a shit. Dear America haters - get a life. Better yet, get a country.


GEORGE W. BUSH - Not worth two dollars either.


TAGS: george bush finger two dollar
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by zerojustice

LogicDude - March 4, 2009, 6:57 pm
He must wear himself out.
Bob Chin - March 4, 2009, 3:25 pm
carefull there Tired....your racisim is overshadowing your perceived brilliance!
Culos - March 4, 2009, 3:21 pm
Can't even post a witty comeback. Tiredofstupidpeople seems stupid to an Amsome Epic degree and wouldn't understand it anyhow. I also doubt he's American so I'd suggest he STFU and GTFO. Ron do you have a card for this Troll please?
Tiredofstupidpeople - March 4, 2009, 3:04 pm
Here's to all you stupid people who voted for Sambo!!


AMERICA - So I'm not the only one who noticed they're getting 10 cents on the dollar?


TAGS: america dollar
Rating: 1.25/5

More motifakes by Michael

javalord32 - May 11, 2011, 2:43 pm
why does the writing look korean?
LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 1:39 pm
Thank you, America, for saving me!
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - October 1, 2008, 6:44 am
Racist muthafucka! I oughta pimp you out!! Yeah, you'll make me a lot of money bitch!! How much will rich Saudis pay for a fine anti-american bitch like you?
The rest of the world - October 1, 2008, 5:09 am
We don't fucking care, you're still a bunch of dipshits. End of story.
steffan - September 30, 2008, 1:06 am
america- im pretty sure we saved the entire world in 1944. dont mention it.
RELEVANCY - August 22, 2008, 1:36 am
The fourth person out has no concept of it.


PHILOSOPHY -




Leisure Time Shopping Trip -




Journey -


TAGS: dollar exchange burst your bubble
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - February 19, 2014, 9:18 am
Those airport currency exchange kiosks are huge rip offs. Yeah. For whatever it’s worth; 5L
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 8:36 pm
And neither is your debit card if it's from a credit union!!!


NEW WASHINGTON QUARTERS - Distracting Us From the Fact They're Weighing Lighter and Lighter Each Year


TAGS: quarters dollars money treasury coins
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:35 pm
I was at work, gave a customer some change, and switched out a penny I almost gave. It's a 1943 wheat penny that is made of metal. It's also magnetic.
GaryO - February 24, 2013, 12:40 pm
As long as my slugs keep workin’. Hey, the pre ’84 US pennies are worth 250% more than the newer ones. Sounds like a lot, right? Only if you have a truck load. Wouldn’t mind havin’ some pre ‘65 silver quarters though. I remember when they changed over.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:06 am
That's the part that still puzzles me... Perhaps the vending machines are in on it somehow.
EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2013, 12:58 am
Let me know when they fail to work in a vending machine, where they are expected to weigh what they always did.


THE 7EVEN YEAR ITCH -


TAGS: a day late and a dollar short
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:50 pm
Excellent! You'll still have 10 bucks left to buy that medicated lotion. 5L


INCORRUPTIBILITY -




The U.S. Dollar -


TAGS: dollar origami modern today this day and age
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 26, 2013, 1:17 pm
Lol! But in my day.... just kidding. But seriously, in my day a dollar went a long way. She may have not been a looker, but she was worth every single one of those one hundred pennies.
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Which is why you need more than one. ;-)


GREED -




LOW LOW PRICES - Are so so yesterday


TAGS: dollar cheap sign
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Debkins

agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:16 pm
I like it! Very little wiggle room on this poster... good job.


YOGA -


TAGS: wiifit an eighty dollar scale
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Yes!


AMERICAN MONEY - Now poor people from other countries can use them


TAGS: 0 dollar bill
Rating: 2.75/5

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BIG BANKS -


TAGS: big banks trust bilk money dollars fail corporate bailout
Rating: 2.67/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:09 am
c...c...c...c...combo breaker!!!! oh wait..................... b...b...b...b...bull


GM STOCKS - go down the drain, no wonder when they're backed up by the dollar...


TAGS: usa economy gm stocks dollar
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by culos

Duh - June 17, 2009, 7:36 pm
Can you say "unions"? They're a fucking anchor around the neck of business. And Zero just signed us up for more of that shit.
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 6:12 pm
It makes me wonder how they could possibly have missed the elevation in gasprices before it was too late, any good marketanalyst should have seen it coming... methinks conspiracy
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:27 pm
That's what you get for making gas hog SUVs. But it was just bad timing that the gas hogs came out when gas prices went up.


Value of a person -




Positive Reinforcement -




It's not like you laid the eggs yourself. -


TAGS: august 3rd calendar theme i bet you a million dollars hes a guidance counselor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

concern3 - August 4, 2017, 4:47 am
Standard even if they are low are still standards.


unbelievable -




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